lunes, agosto 21, 2006

Josefine Corner

I have asked my long time friend Jos to write for this super anti-blog. Who's Jos? I met her when she was about 13 years old, and she was the silent girl of the 3 girls she was with. She ended up being my closest homie of the three. Make up artist and day dreamer, she answered back with this amazing piece about "Why men suck". Dedicated to my female readers....(if any)...

WHY MEN SUCK
 
1. They never grow up: So they say age is but a number, and I guess they're right. But men NEVER grow up. They always have that strange need of acting stupid and silly. Always making stupid jokes and stupid remarks. I'm not sure if they think they're cute that way, or if they feel too insecure about themselves, which causes them to act like a 10 year-old all day. It can be funny, for about 5 min, but after a while it gets a lil old.
 
2. They always realize they love you way too late: When we (women) finally decide that it's time to break up, that things just aren't working any more... that's when you (men) SUDDENLY realize that "oh!" YOU'RE IN LOVE! Wouldn't it have been easier to realize that a little bit SOONER?!?! Cause, in case you hadn't noticed, once we make up our mind about something being over, it's OVER. And NO, we DON'T want to have occassional sex with you anymore.
 
3. They're scared of commitment: Yeah. For some stupid reason, they're freaked out about showing off the beautiful girl they're seeing/sleeping with. This is still something I haven't been able to figure out... Maybe they're scared they might end up cheating on the girl. Or maybe they think they will be happier WITHOUT love and care, and only with sex without any feelings involved.
 
4. They get TOO comfortable in relationships: They think that once they have the girl, once she's in love, they can stop doing cute things and showing attention. We need a lot of attention and a lot of love. ALL THE TIME. Not only in the beginning! If we stop recieving the attention and the care, we easily get bored, and we finally start to lose interest. Which is when we decide to break up, and you realize you're in love (reason #2).
 
5. SEX: I guess this should actually be reason #1, but I thought I'd leave it to the end. Sex is a complicated issue. Most men have NO IDEA what they're doing down there... Which I guess is the worst problem. When things just DON'T WORK. Other problems are: men thinking ONLY about sex. We ALSO love sex, we DO. But even though your attraction to us is flattering, we don't ALWAYS want to have sex. Every now and then we need a break. We also like to do OTHER things.
 
Well, apart from these OBVIOUS reasons, men are lazy and selfish, they sometimes smell bad, they sleep too much, watch too much tv and play too many video games. They make stupid jokes and expect you to laugh at them. They're victims, especially when they're sick...
 
But somehow we never get sick of them. Somehow we still love them.

2 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

amen!

juan la noche dijo...

buaaaal-la que duro...